Joe's Pub - It starts out the day as just a regular ol' bar and gets snootier and snootier as the night wears on. By the time the wee hours hit, if you're not a celebrity, a mogul, a model or just FABULOUS, you're in for some quick explaining. Don't be daunted, though. With some perseverence and chutzpah, you can check out some of the best acts New York has to offer. Beware the drink minimum. You'd be shocked how much they charge for a Diet Coke.