Chinawhite - You can’t open up the gossip pages without seeing a photo of some celebrity stumbling out of this swanky members-only nightspot. It pays to be a member (and trust us, you will pay—there’s a hefty annual fee) or on the guest list, but the bold and the beautiful can still worm their way inside provided they impress the doormen and pay a £10-£30 entry fee. Inside you’re treated to an Asian odyssey of exotic fixtures like cushions, ornate tapestries, and hanging parasols, plus lounge seating and a more chilled-out annex where groups can be found guzzling their way through bottles of champagne and plates of edamame. There’s definitely a dark, mysterious Eastern bazaar scene, albeit one where the toilet basins are overflowing with pebbles, the cocktails cost an arm and a leg, and the hotshot natives are going berserk on the dance floor to a dance/hip-hop fusion. The staff can be a bit prickly, and the crowd doesn’t always live up to the hype, but it’s still one of the nicest-looking venues in London. Wednesday’s F*ck Rehab party is a surefire way to guarantee that you’ll be calling in sick to work the next day.