Everyone saw that epic screamfest at the end of season 1 of the Real Housewives of New Jersey. It reminded us all why we all have that love/hate relationship with New Jersey.
If you have an affinity for those kinds of trashy shows—and in truth, we all do—then we here at CP have the perfect event for you. This weekend, Noel Ashman invites you to party at Real Housewives of New Jersey Star, Danielle Staub’s Birthday Party at
Scores New York this Tuesday, August 10th, starting at 10 p.m. You might be wondering: how old is that lady? Well, her nose is only two years old, and her boobs are six, but we’re not really sure how old she actually is—after all, it’s not polite to ask a lady her age.