Kinky-Dragon-Bunny

by Eats & Beats
06.23.2010

Only at my castle in the Hamptons could these three words—1) Kinky 2) Dragon and 3) Bunny—be combined to create a funtastic themed birthday party for my super-sexy best friend Mina (aka bunnymina). The KINKY comes from my dungeon, perhaps the most elegant in the world. Imagine what Caligula and the Marquise d’Sade would have designed if they had been an interior decorating team with an unlimited budget… and well, you get the picture. The DRAGON comes from the medieval stories surrounding castles. And the BUNNY, well anyone who has the nickname bunnymina must either look like a bunny or fuck like one… only joking Mina, only joking.

Upon arriving at the Castle, all guests were directed into the dungeon where they were required to don Kinky-Dragon-Bunny headdresses. These costumes were designed and handmade by Mina, the birthday girl herself, who spent one full week creating them for all 100 guests. They consisted of a pair of bunny ears attached to a boa, sewn in such a way that when you put the bunny ears on top of your head the boa laid straight back across the center of your skull, neck and spine, thereby creating the illusion of a spiky-backed dragon-bunny (think Godzilla with long, white, furry ears).

All the Kinky-Dragon-Bunny guests were then treated to the odd combination of Southern Fried Chicken with Veuve Clicquot Rose Champagne, but then again they were dressed just as odd, so it worked. Because the weather was gorgeous, a clear and warm night, many of the Kinky-Dragon-Bunnies, chose to lounge on the huge outdoor beds. But, those “energizer” bunnies with calories to burn, couldn’t resist the house music DJ Lee Kalt was playing in the Castle Club. They danced their asses off, doing what looked like a techno bunny hop, as their white, pointy ears bopped up and down under the blacklights.

I then got everyone together out by the infinity pool, which was illuminated by flaming bowls, and had everyone sing “Happy Birthday” to Mina 10 times to show her how much I loved her and how much she was loved by all her friends. The intoxicated partiers thought their eyes were playing tricks on them because the “Happy Birthday” message on the cake was written in Japanese to honor Mina who is from Tokyo.

With a knife the size of a Samurai sword, Mina chopped the cake in half with one strong blow screaming something in Japanese. It sounded a lot like a battle cry from The Karate Kid.

Much later, a naked Kinky-Dragon-Bunny party took place in a hidden room (only bunny ears, boas and spiked heels were allowed, no other clothes). It was there that Mina opened her presents, the craziest one being a bright orange dildo shaped like a carrot. Silly Rabbits!


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