Last Shabbat, 49 Grove turned into what has been referred to as “JRL’s Music Video.” Some of the most prominent nightlife blogs in New York covered “A F*** Me I’m JRL Birthday” and its aftermath. However, not all of the outlets were on the same side of the “wall” I got “wailing.” Some described the Jew-tacular event with the mentality that I am a victim of my own hubris. HardLEE.
Guest of a Guest tried valiantly to scrutinize sarcastically:
“The hottest party this weekend was the birthday of Justin Ross Lee, the uber-Christian nightlife fixture beloved by everyone he meets. The party was so full of the city's A-listers that most of the PMc [Patrick McMullan] pictures were labeled with "?". You know. To protect their anonymity.”
It’s hard to put a “Guest of a Guest” on any list when their vision is so slanted, it’s deserving of my last name’s ethnicity and Dim Sum then some.
GoaG then continued with the following:
“Lee himself spent most of the evening hiding from the camera, as he is wont to do, but we were fortunate enough to find some snaps of the attention-shy gentleman. Have a happy birthday JRL, and here's to another year of quietly staying under the radar, performing good deeds, and NOT uploading your dinner receipts onto Facebook.”
JRL’s take: He JewJets too much to stay under any ATC radar. He does a deed a day to keep the doctor away (in the form of a sanctimonious shiska shtupp). With respect to the dinner receipt: on April 15th, the IRS announced a new Facebook app called “Federal Poke.” So even if you look fabJEWlous in orange, it’s wise to “mobile upload” before you’re bent over and told.
“The bar was open, the cameras were flashing and there were tons of 5'11? shiksas everywhere.”
JRL’s take: Shiksas are only 5’11” when they’re standing up…
“JRL kindly closed the event off to his favorite 150 people and even allowed five of his ‘shiksa supporters’ to come out and party. 49 Grove was quite crowded in the main area with the group of good looking people drinking away. But the best part of the night was walking through the curtains into the secret room for JRL. The Star of David decor along with blue balloons and Mazel Tov banner made up the ‘Mazel Tov Room’ inspired by JRL himself. Waitresses brought out bottle after bottle (about 20 may I add) and as the night went on, you know the JewJetter's party only got better, complete with Kosher cupcakes.”
JRL’s take: Joke’s on Jew – the cupcakes in fact weren’t Kosher! Not surprisingly, frosted evidence was not swallowed by any Yenta without a side of Great Neck guilt.
Chai-lights of the night:
-A multiJEWed of Shiksas serenaded JRL’s shtick.
-At least one "Guest of a Guest" received great keppe in the bathroom stall.
-Ashley Olsen, Star Jones, and “Rope Rat” Aalex Julian failed to show.
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