A hand selected 150 people have received their invitation to “A F*** ME I’M JRL BIRTHDAY,” a most self-serving, and far from celibate birthday celebration. The venue, 49 Grove, is closed to the public for this event. Although the guest list has already been finalized, I have reserved tickets for my top 5 Shiksa supporters. Here’s how to enter and be one step closer to being JEWced: Email a photo, along with your answer to the question “What makes you a prize JRL Shiksa?” The top 5 responses will be announced Thursday at 8PM.
See you on the red carpet with my drink and my Jew step (& repeat).

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