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(06.03.2009)
digital ambassador / bahama mamas
usually they are not strict at all about the dress code, reading the reviews below. ive seen people there in white sneakers, plain t - shirts, workboots, anything really. there usually is a $5-10 cover. good music, 2 bars the front bar is just the bar scene and then the back is by the dj and the dance floor. one of my favorite places in hoboken.
(05.08.2009)
All because of boots...
These fag bouncers kicked us out when we went to smoke a cigarette becuase my friend had boots on. So long story short we payed five to get in, then get kicked out...good place if you want to see insecure d!@# thinking theyre tough s#*! becuase they have a scanner, and are too f@#% stupid to be a cop.
(12.15.2008)
Staff is horrendous
Where do I begin. Aside from the bartenders, the bouncers are the most unethicals assholes that exist. You'd think you were trying to get into JayZ's club in Manhattan rather than some s#*! in NJ with how big of douchebags they are.

Crappy mix of people too. I thought the trash was in Staten Island but this place takes the cake.
(12.14.2008)
Promoter
hahah I think Ive seen that guy.... he is tall and pudgy and is always going up and annoying all the girls. Yea he clearly must have something going on with one of the staffy members.. lol too funny
(12.14.2008)
Bouncer allows his friend to steal other's peoples beer
As my friend Anthony stated below, this filthy looking pony tailed jerk off stole my beer and the bouncer defended him because he knew them. The staff at this place is unscrupulous.... definitely ruins what has potential to be a good spot
(12.14.2008)
Staff is Unethical!
So this blonde guy with a pony tail who looks like he just got cut from a Hells Angels Movie audition swipes my friend's beer from the table. I confronted him and he brought over a young bouncer he obviously knew from outside to confirm that the beer was his. Its ridiculous that because of their homosexual relationship my friend was robbed of a beer.
(08.02.2008)
Ruined Birthday Party
This is the absolute worst bar I've ever been to. We were having a big party for my friend on her 21st birthday (25+ people). While smoking a cigarette, one of the guys in our group accidentally knocked over one of those poles that holds the cheesy velvet ropes out front. He immediately picked it up and apologized, no harm done, but they said he couldn't go back in. Obviously he argued his case since it was only 11 o'clock and he'd miss the whole party if he couldn't get back in. But here's the best part. Whenever someone from our party was seen talking to him outside, they couldn't get back in either! It was like something out of the Third Reich! Eventually it gets to the point where there are 10 pissed off guys standing out outside a bar, so they call the cops on us. Honestly, what did they think was going to happen when they arbitrarily deny entry to 10 guys who had all paid the cover already? So then the cops show up and do nothing because nobody did anything wrong. Oh, and the bar sucked, anyway.
(08.02.2008)
Ruined Birthday Party
This is the absolute worst bar I've ever been to. We were having a big party for my friend on her 21st birthday (25+ people). While smoking a cigarette, one of the guys in our group accidentally knocked over one of those poles that holds the cheesy velvet ropes out front. He immediately picked it up and apologized, no harm done, but they said he couldn't go back in. Obviously he argued his case since it was only 11 o'clock and he'd miss the whole party if he couldn't get back in. But here's the best part. Whenever someone from our party was seen talking to him outside, they couldn't get back in either! It was like something out of the Third Reich! Eventually it gets to the point where there are 10 pissed off guys standing out outside a bar, so they call the cops on us. Honestly, what did they think was going to happen when they arbitrarily deny entry to 10 guys who had all paid the cover already? So then the cops show up and do nothing because nobody did anything wrong. Oh, and the bar sucked, anyway.
(08.02.2008)
Ruined Birthday Party
This is the absolute worst bar I've ever been to. We were having a big birthday party there for my friend who was turning 21 (25+ people). While smoking a cigarette, one of the guys in our group accidentally knocked over one of those poles that holds the cheesy velvet ropes out front. He immediately picked it up and apologized, no harm done, but they said he couldn't go back in. Obviously he argued his case since it was only 11 o'clock and he'd miss the whole party if he couldn't get back in. But here's the best part. Whenever someone from our party was seen talking to him outside, they couldn't get back in either! It was like something out of the Third Reich! Eventually it gets to the point where there are 10 pissed off guys standing out outside a bar, so they call the cops on us. Honestly, what did they think was going to happen when they arbitrarily deny entry to 10 guys who had all paid the cover already? So then the cops show up and do nothing because nobody did anything wrong. Oh, and the bar sucked, anyway.
(08.02.2008)
Ruined Birthday Party
This is the absolute worst bar I've ever been to. We were having a big birthday party there for my friend who was turning 21 (25+ people). While smoking a cigarette, one of the guys in our group accidentally knocked over one of those poles that holds the cheesy velvet ropes out front. He immediately picked it up and apologized, no harm done, but they said he couldn't go back in. Obviously he argued his case since it was only 11 o'clock and he'd miss the whole party if he couldn't get back in. But here's the best part. Whenever someone from our party was seen talking to him outside, they couldn't get back in either! It was like something out of the Third Reich! Eventually it gets to the point where there are 10 pissed off guys standing out outside a bar, so they call the cops on us. Honestly, what did they think was going to happen when they arbitrarily deny entry to 10 guys who had all paid the cover already? So then the cops show up and do nothing because nobody did anything wrong. Oh, and the bar sucked, anyway.
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