Jetz Nightclub, Pittsburgh

THIS IS THE BEST NIGHTCLUB TO ATEND WHNE YOU ARE UNDER 21. I DONT KNOW WHERE EVER ONE ELSE PARTIES ON FREEPORT ROAD BUT THIS IS REALY THE s#*! . TRIED TO WATCH THE MOVIE DUNE BUT IT DIDNT MAKE ANYSENSE HOW THE f@#% DO YOU FOLD SPACE IF YOU ARE SUPOSED TO FLY THORUGH IT. PLUS ITS PRETY VAGUE WHAT EFECTS THE SPICE ACTUALY HAS ON A HUMAN BODY YOU KNOW WHAT IM SAYIN? LIEK INT HE BOOK FROM THE 70S THERE ARE THREE HOUSES OF KNOWLEDGE BUT IN THE MOVE THERE ARE ONLY TWO. WHEN IT CAME OUT GEN SISKLE SAID IT WAS PANFUL TO WATCH HE WAS PRETY RIGHT. REMEMBER WHEN HIM AND EBERT WOLD DISS A MOVIE HA HA?I FELL ASLEEP AND WOKE UP AND THE s#*! WAS STIL ON, SPECAL EFECTS SUCK A SANDWORMS DONG YO. THE BIG HARKONON GUY THAT CAN FLY AND LOOKS LIEK JOHN MADDEN ISNT AS SCARY AS STING EITHER YO. THAT GUY WITH THE PERSONAL ZOO IN HIS BACK YARD WENT CRAZY LET ALL THE ANIMELS GO THEN HE SHOT HIMSEF THERE WERE REAL LIONS s#*! BEHIND SIR PIZZA AND s#*! .

this is not a real club! do not go because it is no longer up and running