Porky's - Porky’s NYC is one of those celebrity-owned NYC hotspots if you happen to be a visiting frat boy from in Wachoogee, Wisconsin. Like its owner, Don Vito from Viva La Bam, Porky’s NYC is big, loud and crass, ideal for letting off some steam after work. Don’t venture here if you’re watching your waistline—the menu is gloriously anti-health conscious. Favorites include the Ultimate BLT served with Texas toast and spicy mayo, American Kobe beef burgers, and assorted deep-fried sides. Unlike the portions, prices are light and range from $7 to $15. Ask for the daily drink specials like $3 Heineken Wednesdays or $4 Jell-O shots. And although the waitresses are incredibly attractive, there are numerous plasma screens tuned into ESPN to divert your attention.