Muddy's, Watervliet

Wow! All I can say.
When I heard that Watervliet had a topless bar, my first thoughts were "overpriced beer, crappy food, skanky bartenders". How wrong I was.
Muddy's has a decent beer selection (not Holmes & Watson, but not bad) at reasonqable prices, large portions of excellent food, and, if my visit this Monday asternoon is any indicator, beautiful and friendly beer nymphs ready to fill your glass.
My bartender was Amanda. Clad only in a thong and an artfully applied slather of pink latex over what seemed to be exquisite nipples she was a vision of innocence and loveliness. I left with a plaesant buzz from the combination of Guiness, Saranac and Yuengling that I has imbibed, and the even more intoxicating sunshine of Amanda's smile. What a wodderful place! Heaven on earth. Hooter's eat your heart out.