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(10.11.2011)
Ex employee
They use chips because they take half at the end of the night. Instead of the dancers paying the house a set amount every night, at TT they take half of everything every drink every dance every chip. Hopefully they have changed it since 01 but that's why they did it when I waitressed/hosted there.
(07.31.2011)
Enjoyed myself
I went to TT last night for the first time, and thoroughly enjoyed myself. There were only 4 girls there last night, and trhree of the came over to talk to me. Karma was my favorite in many aspects both physical and otherwise, and she came over multiple times. I ended up getting multiple dances from her, and just might go back to see her again.

The sodas arent bottomless with the $10 cover, but at a buck a piece or three bucks for a monster, it's not bad.
(07.26.2011)
good time
is there an actual website for this place like there use to be? also whats required of ur ladies to start? thanks
(06.19.2011)
Your killing me
I love listening to the reviews. on Toy's and there are some thing i'd like to point out.
I worked at Toy's for 10yrs +. Started at the bottom and worked my way to the top as a manager... So I of all people know what that building has gone through. To R. Cuthbert : if you havebeen in toy's since it was the Main Stage??? go back or shut up.... when I first Started working there as a Main Stage employee (your Right) they were breme-ho's. Then MO took over the club ( Now Sihloetts) and she got rid of alot of them... it wasn't enough. Then Lanny(Building Owner) And Joe (reciently Deceased) took over and Changed the Name Back to toy's. Lanny hired anything that was meat... so the ladies got a little bigger... Lanny soon retired and Joe took the club Exclusivily, And that's when the FAT girld dissapeered... (poof). One heavier set lady is always required in a strip-club; for the freak of nature, who doesn't like the 97 pound toothpicks... so back off the fat chick and don't look(duh) !

As for toy's hitting the ground... Yeah..it wont happen. Lanny's daughter ownes it now and she's not goint to let Kitsap Penninsula become a bible-belt.. so feel secure in the knowledge that: No matter What the name is on that building it will always be there...

And Wes when the first two jerks owned "toy's 2" it did serve food...
he was there when jim and paul owned it....
(01.15.2011)
Pussy chip toss
This place was the s#*! ! So they give you chips to tip the strippers. So we made a game out of it called "pussy chip toss". So the goal of the game is to toss chips until you hit her pussy.
(09.23.2009)
who is
bossy she is fine! she dont need to be a stripper if she came my way and im a good looking man she is just really pretty like damn
(08.09.2009)
Not too bad
I went to Toys several years ago before they became Main Stage and changed back to Toys Topless. They weren't too bad back then and it was a regular strip club (stick bills in bra or panties). Last night I decided to stop in again, despite hearing all the bad stories. I was glad I did. The guy below going by Cuthbert obviously has not been there, or was a long time ago, because like another reviewer said, they dont serve food.

Basically there is a $10 cover charge which includes bottomless drinks, no alcohol of course, sodas only. The one strange thing, was you could not give cash to the dancers. You have to buy "tokens", which are basically old poker chips, at a dollar each. You use these to show your appreciation to the stage dancers by throwing them on stage. If no one is throwing chips, the dancer will usually just do her set topless. The more chips you throw, the wilder they tend to get. Some guys may think this sucks, but these girls are trying to make a living and just getting a share of cover charges doesnt do it. When the hostess asked me if I wanted to buy some chips and I asked for $50 worth, she almost choked. Apparently most of the whiners who come here, just pay the cover charge and maybe $5-10 worth of chips and spend all night here.

So, of course when I was spotted with a tray of chips, one of the girls came over and asked if she could sit with me for a bit. Then I found out some of the other charges. Couch dances are $20 each, or if you buy some time with the girl, you get some included. If i remember the rates correctly, $40 gets 20 minutes of undivided attention and a couch dance, $60 gets 30 minutes and 2 dances, $100 gets an hour and 3 dances. So anyways, this lady who came over asked if I saw anyone I liked and she could go get her for me, but as "luck" would have it, she was the one I personally thought was the prettiest one there. She goes by the stage name of Bossy, must be about 5'1" or so tall, long dark brown hair, and looks like she is part native american.

The rest of the girls are ok, only one was kind of homely, but she had her charms too. Like pierced nipples on nice big boobs. She did have a little bit of a belly, but it looked kind of like someone who recently gave birth and is losing the baby fat. She had red hair and glasses, and kind of a school teacher look.

While I was there, someone had a bachelor party, the groom to be, got to go on stage, sit in a chair and be surrounded by all the girls, while they took turns giving lap dances. After the dances, they had him stand and bend over the chair, while they took turns spanking him. Apparently most of the girls couldn't quite spank hard enough, so they borrowed some belts from the audience, so they could show him what kind of pain he is in for when he gets married. Apparently he was into BDSM, because the harder they whipped him with the belts the more he liked it. One girl even thought he popped a load when she gave him a really good whack.

All in all, I had fun. But I also went in, expecting to spend about $200 and did so.
(07.28.2009)
it just me
the club has some good looking girls but its been a long time since ive been there. one question does coral still get naked every dance.
(06.14.2009)
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Wes is either the manager, or else had his beer goggles on every time he went. If a girl is more than 20 pounds overweight I sure ain't gonna wanna look at her.

Go to deja vu. Much, much better girls.
(05.04.2009)
Check it out.
Obviously, R Cuthbert is a liar and hasn't been there. His comment "the food is bad" is a dead giveaway. There is no food.

The rest of the review should be viewed with equal skepticism.

The building is pretty bad, there's no arguing that. However, when you're in a county where the religious right is trying to help you close (this also explains why they're the only strip club in the entire county), they get a number of laws in place that make things difficult.

Like getting building permits on ground that was declared county wetlands at some point.

I think the theory is, eventually the building will collapse and that will be that.

But you're not there for architecture, are you? If you are, you should probably be going to Neighbors.

I've stopped in on and off over the years, so I have a little history. I've heard all the rumors, and at some points they were definitely warranted. Not so much anymore.

The current group of girls are pretty good looking.

So you have good looking girls (check out Mariah, Coral, and Bionca) that get completely naked, good music, personable staff, a relaxed atmosphere, bottomless drinks included in your door, and even a pool table.

The only real downsides are some of the goofy laws (including no alcohol), and the building probably should have been remodeled -- inside and out -- like 30 years ago.

You make the call.
But if you want my opinion -- and you must, you're reading a review -- check it out. You'll be pleasantly surprised.

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