Jones (unregistered)
says:
(08.09.2009)
Not too bad
I went to Toys several years ago before they became Main Stage and changed back to Toys Topless. They weren't too bad back then and it was a regular strip club (stick bills in bra or panties). Last night I decided to stop in again, despite hearing all the bad stories. I was glad I did. The guy below going by Cuthbert obviously has not been there, or was a long time ago, because like another reviewer said, they dont serve food.
Basically there is a $10 cover charge which includes bottomless drinks, no alcohol of course, sodas only. The one strange thing, was you could not give cash to the dancers. You have to buy "tokens", which are basically old poker chips, at a dollar each. You use these to show your appreciation to the stage dancers by throwing them on stage. If no one is throwing chips, the dancer will usually just do her set topless. The more chips you throw, the wilder they tend to get. Some guys may think this sucks, but these girls are trying to make a living and just getting a share of cover charges doesnt do it. When the hostess asked me if I wanted to buy some chips and I asked for $50 worth, she almost choked. Apparently most of the whiners who come here, just pay the cover charge and maybe $5-10 worth of chips and spend all night here.
So, of course when I was spotted with a tray of chips, one of the girls came over and asked if she could sit with me for a bit. Then I found out some of the other charges. Couch dances are $20 each, or if you buy some time with the girl, you get some included. If i remember the rates correctly, $40 gets 20 minutes of undivided attention and a couch dance, $60 gets 30 minutes and 2 dances, $100 gets an hour and 3 dances. So anyways, this lady who came over asked if I saw anyone I liked and she could go get her for me, but as "luck" would have it, she was the one I personally thought was the prettiest one there. She goes by the stage name of Bossy, must be about 5'1" or so tall, long dark brown hair, and looks like she is part native american.
The rest of the girls are ok, only one was kind of homely, but she had her charms too. Like pierced nipples on nice big boobs. She did have a little bit of a belly, but it looked kind of like someone who recently gave birth and is losing the baby fat. She had red hair and glasses, and kind of a school teacher look.
While I was there, someone had a bachelor party, the groom to be, got to go on stage, sit in a chair and be surrounded by all the girls, while they took turns giving lap dances. After the dances, they had him stand and bend over the chair, while they took turns spanking him. Apparently most of the girls couldn't quite spank hard enough, so they borrowed some belts from the audience, so they could show him what kind of pain he is in for when he gets married. Apparently he was into BDSM, because the harder they whipped him with the belts the more he liked it. One girl even thought he popped a load when she gave him a really good whack.
All in all, I had fun. But I also went in, expecting to spend about $200 and did so.