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(03.30.2010)
Filthy Stank Ass Dumpster Nest
"Nowhere near the pages of Us Weekly or TMZ" and right under them piss soaked men's magazines stuck to tha bathroom floor. Only one word describes that place, Filthy.

Filthy bathrooms, filthy hoes, filthy furniture, filthy carpets, filthy floors, filthy tables, and filthy looking dudes creeping in the shadows looking like they gonna steal your wallet or end up on dateline. I don't even want to know what the kitchen looks like.

They drinks are strong, but that's it. B*!(# look like they having a stretch mark contest.

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