Pearl Tuscon, Tucson

You want the real deal on this place? I called and the girl told me they had no tables left. I called a second time and all of a sudden someone wanted to cancel and they had one available. Whatever, so I bought the table for $100 because it was my girlfriend's birthday and it came with bottomless champagne which was a nice bonus.

We get to the club only to find it's actually cooler outside, mind you it's about effing 115 degrees outside. This place sucked from the beginning. The table was a joke and you couldn't even see the dance floor. Then the hostess/waitress/concierge spilled alcohol on a family friend of mine only to carelessly shrug and walk away. Oh it gets better... one of my family members asks for more champagne and the concierge rudely talks back to her! What kind of a run-down, disgusting, pathetic, poor managed place is this. We switched tables and because I'm trying to make people happy we buy a bottle of Grey Goose for $250.

I even went back the next day to tell them my experience and the girl at the front apologized and said she would call me in the next few days so I can possibly get a refund of $50 (big woop). Never heard from her. Finally calling again she TEXTS the owner's number. ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME!? No wonder this place is the worst. Unbelievable. I hope to find every review site and help shut down this place.

Never in my life would I return here. You couldn't pay me enough. What a complete joke of a bar/club if you would even call it that. Go anywhere but here. Level is up the street, go there. Hell, go to Olive Garden - they have better service. Pearl should take some notes. Shape up or close this piece of crap place down. No wonder there's a different owner/name every year or so. It SUCKS. Save your money and go ANYWHERE ELSE.