Bare Assets, Melbourne

Great place I really enjoyed this club the music was great drinks were good sexy waitresses and the girls were very friendly especially Chevas she was amazing gorgeous and very classy I can't wait to go back!

I loved this club all the girls are very friendly especially Chevas she was amazing gorgeous and very classy! Atmosphere is very relaxed and drink prices are reasonable. Great music a lil something for everyone!

Great time!! One of the strippers who went by "Serenity" which had tatooed on her- real name was Lauren- sucked me off for coke and went home with my friends and I. The girls are all obvious whores, but if you don't mind them being a little "ragged out", it's all good.

I had a blast there with hubby. it was the day before my surgery. We spent hours there & very little money. One girl never left my side & kept telling me not to worry about the money. We spent almost the whole time in the private dance room where she ate me out, got me totally naked, let me finger & eat her out, while she did anal with my husband through his boxers. The people in the room were jerking off and that is where all the girls were making their money. I love going to strip clubs, I always seem to get eaten out!

ugly, ugly pigs no class how any self respective person would want to work there must be desparate I wouldnt go back for a cheap thrill

WHores and perverts what a dump no

This is a relaxed place. Not the typical uptight, high pressure type club that usually includes a big pricetage. Not a trendy nightclub. Free admission before 8pm, domestric bottle $4, avg dance is $20, Specials usually between $20-30 2 songs w/ drink. Girls are mostly naturally and under 35. Very friendly.

this place sucks... the chicks are fugly, dirty and well u can figure out the rest.. i dont mind chicks coming up to me asking to hang out later, but i aint into prostitutes....specaily ones that look like ass..... brANDY, ur a dirty ugly little whore... ill spend my money else where... bare assets? ghetto.

this place sucks... the chicks are fugly, dirty and well u can figure out the rest.. i dont mind chicks coming up to me asking to hang out later, but i aint into prostitutes....specaily ones that look like ass..... brANDY, ur a dirty ugly little whore... ill spend my money else where... bare assets? ghetto.

What a Dump...
Scanky girls who sit around and do nothing..
Most of them are strung out or totally drunk..
Dirty scurvy place.. ..
The waitresses look better then the dancers..
Employees and bouncers are all nasty..
Even women have to pay to get in..
I could get a better lap dance from a dog in heat...