Yesterday I wrote about Carmen Electra's new book, How to Be Sexy. I mentioned that I was super duper excited to read it but then I got a glimpse of what was inside. Total dissapointment because it looks like Carmen Electra is assisting in breeding girls who beg for attention. Here are some of her pointers, courtesy of Cosmo.

#2: Rub your thigh up against his when you're seated next to each other.

#5: Pick an imaginary piece of lint off his shoulder.

#8: Take his arm for "support."

Okay. Where do I start? For one, rubbing your thigh against his only works in the right circumstance. So if you're on your first date and think this will work, it won't. He'll probably think you're creepy and you probably won't do it like Carmen Electra.

Also, when did imaginary lint become sexy? In my opinion, lint removal is appropriate only for girlfriends, so if you ain't his woman, don't be touching his lint. Chances are you will accidentally rip his sweater or something and he'll hate you. Remember: You aren't Carmen Electra.

And lastly, taking his arm for "support." The only time I've actually done this was when I actually needed support. And it wasn't sexy. I kept tripping and bringing him down with me. Do you know why? BECAUSE I'M NOT CARMEN ELECTRA. And neither are you.

If you really want to be sexy, be you. The less you stress over being sexy for guys, the more sexy they will find you.

P.S. If you happen to be a man and disagree, please leave a comment. It will totally make me feel sexy.