I'd like to note that I really like Carmen Electra and I won't make any of those "She knows how to read/write?" jokes. I mean, if Jenna Jameson and Pamela Anderson can "write" books, then why can't Carmen?

Her book is called "How to Be Sexy" and you besta believe I'm going to buy it. But you should also believe that Naomi is going to drop kick me in the face so I may have trouble reading for a while. But once I learn how to be sexy, rest assured that I will share with the rest of you. Some of you need it. I'd link to the picture galleries but we don't have a suicide hotline just yet.

P.S. She has chubby fingers. Har Har.

Gossip courtesy of Hollywood Tuna.