Eva Longoria Grinds With Jessica Simpson. It’s Curiously Unhot.

Posted on 05.09.2007 02:45pm

Theoretically, they’re three great things that go great together: 1) Eva Longoria; 2) Jessica Simpson; 3) girls dancing together at a club.

So why is it, then, that this video of them dancing—at the Pussycat Dolls Lounge in Vegas—feels about as uninspired, phoned-in, and going-through-the-motions as Ewan McGregor in The Phantom Menace? The real highlight: check out the dork dancing on the right. Someone get that guy his own video podcast.

Enjoy. Or not.

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ojovsmib (unregistered) says:

(12.09.2007)

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Staci (unregistered) says:

(07.14.2007)

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What Diana said I don't get the big deal.

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dianak33 says:

(05.09.2007)

Unhot because...

They both have men and don't need to dance with each other to get attention. Wait. They both have class, too. Now it all makes sense. Sorry to dissapoint.

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