Socialite Kim Kardashian proclaimed "Princess" of Las Vegas, while North Korea's Kim Jong-il devours a dozen 22-lb rabbits. Who wins in this week's Battle of the Boneheads? You be the judge.
In this corner: Kim Kardashian
Stats: Daughter of OJ Simpson’s lawyer, Robert Kardashian.
What: Kim was crowned the Princess of Las Vegas at Tao nightclub.
Quote: "[The ceremony was] ostensibly a tribute to unchecked materialism and ostentatious displays of wealth, beauty and power.... Later in the evening, the group took over the dance floor where Tao had an 8-foot wide tiara hanging from the ceiling. Kim was given a shout out by DJ Reach then 300 pink and white balloons were dropped as Madonna's "Material Girl" was blaring from the speakers. Tao servers brought out sparklers and delivered a tiara to Kim on a pink pillow.”
Secret weapon: Amateur sex tape with ex-boytoy Ray J (Brandy’s lil bro/Whitney Houston’s decades-younger boyfriend)
In the next corner: Kim Jong-il
Stats: Dictator of Communist North Korea
Story: 12 giant dog-sized rabbits were sold to North Korea by German farmer Karl Szmolinsky to help feed the rogue country’s starving citizens (via breeding program, of course). But lo, how a long-ear blooming, the bunnies were reportedly the main course at Kim Jong-il’s 65th birthday banquet.
Quote: "I think the animals aren't alive anymore,” says Szmolinsky. “I was due to go and inspect the animals and look at the facility. North Korea won't be getting anything from me any more, they shouldn't even bother asking."
Secret weapon: Long-range nuclear missiles