Battle of the Boneheads: Kim vs Kim

Posted on 04.09.2007 03:55pm

Socialite Kim Kardashian proclaimed "Princess" of Las Vegas, while North Korea's Kim Jong-il devours a dozen 22-lb rabbits.  Who wins in this week's Battle of the Boneheads? You be the judge.

In this corner:  Kim Kardashian

Stats: Daughter of OJ Simpson’s lawyer, Robert Kardashian. 

What: Kim was crowned the Princess of Las Vegas at Tao nightclub.

Quote: "[The ceremony was] ostensibly a tribute to unchecked materialism and ostentatious displays of wealth, beauty and power.... Later in the evening, the group took over the dance floor where Tao had an 8-foot wide tiara hanging from the ceiling. Kim was given a shout out by DJ Reach then 300 pink and white balloons were dropped as Madonna's "Material Girl" was blaring from the speakers. Tao servers brought out sparklers and delivered a tiara to Kim on a pink pillow.”

Secret weapon: Amateur sex tape with ex-boytoy Ray J (Brandy’s lil bro/Whitney Houston’s decades-younger boyfriend)

 

 

 

In the next corner: Kim Jong-il

Stats: Dictator of Communist North Korea

Story: 12 giant dog-sized rabbits were sold to North Korea by German farmer Karl Szmolinsky to help feed the rogue country’s starving citizens (via breeding program, of course).  But lo, how a long-ear blooming, the bunnies were reportedly the main course at Kim Jong-il’s 65th birthday banquet.

Quote: "I think the animals aren't alive anymore,” says Szmolinsky. “I was due to go and inspect the animals and look at the facility. North Korea won't be getting anything from me any more, they shouldn't even bother asking."

Secret weapon: Long-range nuclear missiles

 

 

 

 

 

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(04.10.2007)
OK
Kim Jong-Il can import whatever he wants from what I gather. He's probably got a custom red and blue iPod with the red star on the enter circle thing. He's so ronery that he needs little things like that.
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(04.10.2007)
So going with the first one
Kim K totally wins. North Koreans aren't even allowed to import iPods and stuff. I bet Kim Kardashian has at least, like, 50 nanos.

http://www.theinquirer.net/default.aspx?article=36054
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(04.10.2007)
Oh Kimmy!
Oh I'm so sick of hearing people speak badly about the prosperous and patriotic citizens of North Korea. We know nothing of their lives or thier livelihoods and that is precisely the way they'd like to keep it.

As for Kim Jong-il, I find him to be a charming, eccentric old man whose fashion-forwardness is so often ignored because of his nuclear-forwardness.

And let's talk about North Korea's conservation efforts! I mean, who needs another First World, Capitalist country gobbling up all of OUR resources?!
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(04.09.2007)
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Kim Jong-Il

Two words, nuclear f@#% weapons. They're not as good as ours though. Ours work 99 percent of the time. His go off maybe 33 percent of the time. Still, one third of a nuke is better than no nukes.
If I had a nuke, I could declare myself a Sovereign and probably get someone better than the daughter of some hot-shot lawyer who got a murderer off the hook.

Drink milk, OJ will kill you.
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(04.09.2007)
none
Look at that "Muffin Top." Are we sure that Kim Kardashian didn't eat the 12 rabbits?
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(04.09.2007)
an honor
Homey Naomi: You are a genius. This made me laugh so hard that I was unable to pick up the phone!! I'm on team Jong-Il. I dig oversized bunnies.
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(04.10.2007)
Why?
Why are we the only 4 people that comment. I know others are reading. Jo, Alex, Lisa... where all my people at?
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