Some of the most attractive women in nightlife are in Miami, and when we say “women in nightlife” we’re talking about club-going ladies that always doll themselves up and bring their A-game on a consistent basis on the weekend, or even throughout the week. That’s why a majority of men from around the nation always like to come and vacation here - not only because we have one of the best nightlife scenes in America, but also because these beautiful women enjoy those same clubs. Guys, the worst thing that can happen to us after getting ready and giddy to get to the club, is showing up to a full-on sausage party; a place where the men outnumber the ladies, and literally flock around the few in attendance. That’s why a majority of the time you have to stick to the exclusive small venues. These places always attract the beautiful single gals that aren’t looking to get mobbed by the masses, but more likely to have a chat and get offered a free drink. We’ve put together a small list of venues that we think single men in Miami have the best opportunity when it comes to the numbers game.
SET
320 Lincoln Road
Miami Beach, FL 33139
Walk by SET nightclub on Lincoln Road during the day, and you’ll be amazed that one of the most exclusive hotspots in the city is definitely a hotspot for the homeless. But it looks like their doormen shoo them away by the time the club opens to roll out the red carpet and strap up the velvet rope. It’s definitely a unique transformation, but that’s exactly what needs to happen in order for them to attract some of the most beautiful people in SoBe.
SET is without a doubt one of the top venues in Miami that attracts the most beautiful women, and this definitely works out for the guys when it comes to the numbers game. The door at SET is no easy feat, but while you may think that it’s more of a roadblock, it actually helps the cause even more. It’s much easier for a group of ladies to enter the club than it is for a group of guys, meaning that the ratio works in favor of the boys. Remember to bring your A-game though, because anything less will keep you outside for the whole night.
Mokaï
235 23rd Street
Miami Beach, FL 33139
Mokaï may not be the biggest venue in South Beach, but a majority of the time that’s exactly what attracts women. Smaller more intimate spaces that give off that exclusivity factor is exactly what guys need to look for when it comes to the numbers game. This small South Beach venue may not deliver events with the production level that Mansion does, but it does attract some of the most beautiful women… and in big numbers.
We suggest getting here a little early because it gets pretty damn packed. Try not showing up with a crew of your boys because it just makes things a lot tougher. This may sound a little crazy, but sometimes going solo may work in your favor the most. Good nights to visit Mokaï include Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday. Everyone always tries to get in on Fridays and Saturdays, so it’s best to outsmart the crowd.
Mynt
1921 Collins Avenue
Miami Beach, FL 33139
Mynt lounge has been a very popular nightlife hotspot for quite some time in Miami. Why is that? Well, it’s a nice place, and gives off that intimate feel that the ladies enjoy (hopefully you were taking notes on what we had to say about Mokaï). It’s located near some of the best hotels in South Beach, but there’s nothing extraordinary about it. If you ask us, there must be some sort of secret female society that decides what places in Miami they’ll frequent and basically set it in stone.
Mynt’s been around for quite some time and it really hasn’t lost any of its allure to the ladies. Guys, this is definitely one of the top venues in South Beach that favors you when it comes to the numbers game. Girls love letting loose at Mynt, dancing on tables and things of that matter, and frankly, guys love that ish! It’s a cozy hotspot in South Beach that helps guys meet potential love interests, but is also what the essence of South Beach is all about.
Louis
2325 Collins Avenue
Miami Beach, FL 33139
Louis Bar and Lounge is definitely one of the coolest looking venues in Miami… and we mean that. If you’ve never walked into this South Beach hotspot, then you’re in for a visual mind f***! Management itself describes Louis as “a royal Parisian palace on a happy acid trip,” and they couldn’t be any more correct about that. But this place isn’t all about the aesthetics, but more about the crowd. Located inside of the Gansevoort Hotel, Louis draws in a pretty beautiful crowd, including the women.
The ratio definitely works in favor of the guys at this place, and we’re not sure if it’s due to the door or the location. The ladies show up in groups to this place and they come decked to the nines! Guys, this is a trendy place, so don’t do the usual shiny shirt and shoes getup. Instead, flip open the latest issue of GQ and take some notes, otherwise you’ll just be another guy with a pressed shirt.
