If you don’t know who Perry Ullman is, you should probably Google him. He hasn’t done anything outrageously noteworthy and besides being one the models on Bravo’s
“Make Me a Supermodel” he's done nothing. But he’s hot and it really is a mystery as to why his girlfriend, one Amanda Pagel, dumped him for the infamous Adnan Ghalib. If this isn’t straight from
The Lives of the Non-Rich and Non-Famous, then it definitely should be. Did I mention
Perry Ullman is hot? Watch the video
here.
Paris Hilton is wasting no time in parading her new boyfriend around. Paris and her new toy, Benji Madden, celebrated his 29th
birthday by escaping to
Vegas together. The couple hung out at LAX and kept their PDA on the down low. Which means they only had sex in the bathroom. Check the video out
here.
If you find yourself too poor to afford real drugs, just do what Amy Winehouse does and
snort some Vodka. The game, titled ‘Gas Chamber’ seems to be popular among the Brits, as Prince Harry was photographed doing it last year. I mean, I guess it’s cool but just seems like a real classless thing to do. Save some money for the real thing, folks.
Britney Spears got a job. According to
Pink Is The New Blog, Brit will guest star on CBS’s hit, “How I Met Your Mother.” There are all sorts of jokes I can make here but since I support Britney getting better, I will save the rehab/crazy references for another time.
Get ready for the biggest music event of the year. The Chippendales are coming out with an album. Yes,
those Chippendales. The ones with the 8 packs and broad shoulders. If you or anyone you know are interested in seeing them live, just check your nearest gay bar and I’m pretty sure they’ll be performing there in no time.
I still Katie Reese looks like a midget who happens to have normal limbs. A haircut highlights and silicone will hide that fact to most people, but Katie, I still know you’re a beast deep down inside. And so does the law. Reese has recently learned that she’s really not famous or cute enough to get any special treatment and will face charges of
speeding, driving with a suspended license, operating a motor vehicle with suspended license plates, failure to produce proof of insurance and resisting a police officer. I’m not quite sure I believe the last one. Resisting? More like assisting.
