The thing about bouncers is that they’re (usually) dumb as sh*t. While some may find holding a clipboard and wearing an ear
peace a daunting task, the brave men who make up this profession take it really seriously. Case in point. The
highly intelligent bouncers at Villa carded 60-year-old Mark Vincent Kaplan, aka: K-Feds lawyer. They did, however, let Dakota Fanning in. Without carding her.
Every time I get depressed about life, I just think about Lily Allen. She was pregnant, then she miscarried, then she was dumped, then she was duped by a stripper who stole her credit card and now, to top things off, her
car was vandalized while she was hanging out at a bar. Apparently the paps did it. So not cool.
John Mayer won’t let a few paparazzi stand in the way of being a
great person. As the paps taunted him outside Butter in NYC, the crooner waited patiently for a delivery. Of soda and food that he passed on to his “friends” with the cameras. The taunting then stopped.
Speaking of John Mayer – the singer was honored by Cosmo as the
Fun Fearless Male of 2008. Also in attendance was Tony Romo and Dane cook. Last year, Nick Lachey held the honor. The lesson learned? In order to be fun and fearless male, you must first dip into the abyss known as Jessica Simpson.
Despite being in jail, Joe Francis has managed to bring the world even more slutty college girls. Amen. The new
Girls Gone Wild magazine will hit stands on April 15th and will contain such in-depth articles like “The Insane Life of a Girls Gone Wild Camera Man.” You too can own your very own copy for $9.99. Or you can look at porn online for free.
If you want to get crunk like Lil Jon, then you should probably run to the nearest liquor store (in California) and pick up a bottle of
Little Jonathan Wine. This new collection, straight from The Little John Winery, includes merlot, chardonnay and cabernet. Yeahhhhhhh.
What has Lindsay Lohan’s mother been doing while her daughter was relapsing? Producing a reality TV show, of course. White Oprah will star in
“Living Lohan,” an look into the making of a teenage drug addict, i.e. Ali Lohan into the star her sister is. It should have been called “Which Rehab will Ali go to?.”
There is a new Bond girl and her name is
Olga Kurylenko. She is Russian and she is hot. Nuff said.
