Since it opened in December, Villa has become the place to see and be seen in Los Angeles. Of course, unless you’ve been invited by the owners, the only thing you’ll be seeing is invited guests. From the curb. And don’t even try to fool anyone by rolling up in a rented Royce. They won’t valet your car unless the doorman allows it. Doesn’t it make you wish you were a doorman? Read on for the abundance of celeb party-goers and their mishaps.
Didn’t get into Hyde? You should probably worry because you ain't getting into Villa. However, the lucky few that did get 
invites to the grand opening showed up in true celeb style opening night – with there faces exposed and ready to be photographed. Guests included Matthew Perry, Wesley Snipes, Avril Lavigne, Orlando Bloom and Leo DiCaprio.
Paris Hilton decided to debut her new hair (blond bob with pink streaks) while celebrating her birthday on February 9. Donning quite possibly the most hideous outfit even worn by anyone. Sure, it was 80s themed but the 80s ended for a reason Paris. Prior to heading out to Villa, the heiress partied with Brit’s gang, Alli Sims and Sam Lutfi. Wonder how she ditched them. “Hey, guys. Gotta run to Villa. You won’t get in but I’ll ask if they’re hiring.”
Of course, you don’t have to be famous to get in. But you do have to refrain from stealing in order to stay in. An unnamed party-goer was kicked out on January 4 when he was caught stealing toilet paper. I guess exclusive clubs do have the best toiletries. Watch the video of the seemingly handsome thief here.
But not every night is a wild night in West Hollywood. While Gerard Butler (of 300 fame) is one of the sexiest leading men in Hollywood, his entrance and subsequent exit went noticeably unnoticed. He is, however, starring in the soon-to-be-released Nim’s Island.
Speaking of Nim’s Island, Yankee shortstop Derek Jeter partied hard on Feb 17, his last weekend before heading off to spring training in Tampa. The reputed ladies man was spotted hitting on actress Sienna Miller, who was hanging out with actor Scott Speedman. Unfortunately, he struck out. Not only did Sienna not know he was but she didn’t even care to find out. Perhaps it’s because she has a boyfriend? Miller has been seriously dating actor Rhys Ifans, although no one knows why.
January 11 proved to be a profitable night for the club, when stars like Kate Hudson, Nicky Hilton and David Spade made their way in. Also in attendance was Kevin Connolly, ex of Nicky Hilton. No word on whether the stars hung out together but according to various pictures taken by various paparazzi, everyone looked pretty damn trashed. The drinks must be good. And the line to the bathroom must be long.
And just because some celebs hate the paps doesn’t mean they all do. And by that I just mean Paris Hilton. The heiress took advantage of the flashing bulbs to show off her new boy toy Simon Rex on Feb 8. No, wait. She can’t possibly be back with Rex because she has moved on to Benji Madden. The twosome were spotted making out and doing all sorts of nasty on February 21. Is this the only way these guys can actually get in?
Paris, Nicole, Avril, Leo…where in the world is Lindsay Lohan? Not far behind. The rehabbed starlet was caught falling on her way to her car on February 23. Was it the flashing bulbs? Was it the curb? Was it the fact that she is an alcoholic and probably drank her body weight that night? We won’t know until Perez breaks the story.
And to highlight exactly how fabulously exclusive Villa is, please watch as celebrity spawn Rumor Willis gets DENIED for being underage. First they let her in and then they kick her out. Then she goes to Hyde, since anyone can get in there now.
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