Long live Lindsay’s Lohans yenta father. If it wasn’t for him, we’d never know what
drugs LL was on. The ministry worker had this to say about his daughter,” Doctors had Lindsay on Oxycontin when she broke her wrist. They also had her on Adderall for ADD, Xanax for depression and anxiety and Ambien for insomnia.”
I don’t know what Michael is complaining about because to us, that sounds like a fun Saturday night. However, Linds disagrees, as she told the
New Yorker that she “sure as hell” wouldn’t let what happened to Marylyn Monroe and Heath Ledger happen to her. We know, sweetie. You’ve always been more Anna Nicole than Marylyn anyway.
Moving on from drug-addled whores, we will see that the tabloids will pay more for your baby shots if you aren't one. Being J-Lo also helps. According to Ad Age, Jenny from the Block will be paid a whopping
$4-6 million for the lil bambinos. Party animal Nicole Richie only got $1 million.
Speaking of Nicole Richie, the girl still loves to party. Possibly more so now that she gave birth to her daughter Harlow. According to
Page Six, Nicole and her fiancé Joel Madden partied big time during Grammy weekend. Even more so the following weekend when the couple headed out to Teddy’s with Joel’s (newly single) brother Benji and Lindsay Lohan. Post partum or party girl for life?
Divorce Alert: Pink and her husband of three years, Carey Hart, are divorcing. They probably had a fight over
hair gel. Expect to see Pink out partying and hooking up with random guys. Except to no longer read about Carey Hart in the gossip rags. Unless, of course, he starts dating someone famous, in which case expect him to make covers.
It’s hard not to feel bad for Lily Allen. First she has a miscarriage, then her and her baby (?) daddy break up. Then her TV show bombs. Now, Lily is speaking out about the
stripper who stole her credit card and ran up a £3,500 bill. I am shocked that a stripper would have such low morals. I gather they aren’t the upper echelon of society like they are here in the US and A.
Britney Spears Update: She is doing better. Simply because she is always accompanied by an assistant (hired by her father) and a bodyguard (also hired by her father.) The pap magnet was spotted dining with her hired friends at Citrus on Social Saturday night. According to
Page Six, Brit didn’t eat and was extremely restless. Perhaps Linds would like to share her Adderall?
And finally, quite possibly the best video of the week: Rumer Willis gets
denied at Villa for being underage. The 19-year-old wannabe was caught making her way into the hotspot only to be caught making her way out minutes later. Apparently you have to be 21 to get into bars. Is this a new law? I mean, I swear the law said you have to be 21 unless you are famous, related to famous people and/or sleeping with famous people. It’s not fair that they change those rules without so much as an email. I’m sorry Rumer for your difficult life.
