The Ape Keeper was out today. This is her slow, but still lovable stepbrother. Stay tuned for next week.
Click here for the premiere issue of CP of the Apes. And here for Issue 2.
And now, for your consideration, the Clubplanet Apes of the Week:
Why are horizontal stripes on big girls in? Don’t get me wrong. Inmate chic is all fine if you’re swapping corn hole for Camel Lights, but she must’ve skinned and swallowed a mime. A lonely looking one at that. Speaking of swallowing, I think on the one on left might be responsible for the mysterious disappearance of Beth Ditto. Can you explain why we haven’t heard anything since “Listen Up?”
Why man and pit bull should never mate.
Oh my god. His shirt is reading my mind. I think I'm little embarrassed. He’s like Eminem in that last scene of 8-Mile when he’s all, “I am white / I am a fuckin’ bum / I do live in a trailer with my mom.” This kid is just laying out his whole pathetic history for all the world. I mean, he even brought his mom.
He must have an incredible outty.